Demon goddesses must be part Southern. They brag about the size of their ovens because they love to cook and be hospitable. They are gracious hostesses.
Demon Goddess from the Pacific Islands with a large oven. She sends her beautiful daughters to lure men to her Underworld palace where she plies them with Kava until they are dead drunk. Then she roasts and eats them. (From Godchecker.com)
Logos: ha, ha...
Demon goddesses must be part Southern. They brag about the size of their ovens because they love to cook and be hospitable. They are gracious hostesses.
Wait... is kava that drink made with spit?
*checks*
Yes. Yes, it is.
Why do demon goddesses always brag about the size of their ovens?
I caught a whiff at the age of about 11. That was enough for me, actually. Still, there'd be worse tortures.
You tried it? I've seen it do nasty things to people here in NT.
Death by Kava doesn't sound too bad a way to go.
Demon Goddess from the Pacific Islands with a large oven. She sends her beautiful daughters to lure men to her Underworld palace where she plies them with Kava until they are dead drunk. Then she roasts and eats them. (From Godchecker.com)