You're made of hearty stock, uselessness. That you are. :-)
My friends grabbed a camcorder and did a mock-weather report on Clearwater Beach in the middle of Hurricane Jeanne. Where I come from, it takes a lot more than 100-mph winds and horizontal rain to keep the kids inside.
One lad who loves to play pretend-reporter will sometimes hold an imaginary microphone up to his mind and in a whispered, pseudo-urgent voice intone:“I will now try to speak with one of the survivors of that terrible crash…”--Jan Cox
You're made of hearty stock, uselessness. That you are. :-)
My friends grabbed a camcorder and did a mock-weather report on Clearwater Beach in the middle of Hurricane Jeanne. Where I come from, it takes a lot more than 100-mph winds and horizontal rain to keep the kids inside.
One lad who loves to play pretend-reporter will sometimes hold an imaginary microphone up to his mind and in a whispered, pseudo-urgent voice intone:
“I will now try to speak with one of the survivors of that terrible crash…”
--Jan Cox