No kidding. I wanted to race in the soap box derby but couldn't find one big enough to drive.
Maybe if we had better soapboxes. Those plastic things that liquid soap comes in just don't have the same gravitas as the original.
All the world's best soapboxers are dead. We are but poor imitators of forgotten artists.
Gettin' on yer High Horse and having at 'em! Treating others to your brand of grandiloquence. Perfect for articulating mind-numbing cryptophilosophy.
No kidding. I wanted to race in the soap box derby but couldn't find one big enough to drive.
Maybe if we had better soapboxes. Those plastic things that liquid soap comes in just don't have the same gravitas as the original.
All the world's best soapboxers are dead. We are but poor imitators of forgotten artists.
Gettin' on yer High Horse and having at 'em! Treating others to your brand of grandiloquence. Perfect for articulating mind-numbing cryptophilosophy.