spatulamancy

I've always had great luck consulting tartlet molds.
I think bilby really nailed down the madeupical meaning & purpose of spatulamancy.

That's nothing. You should hear what my zester tells me.

A noble art. Regularly uncovers those clumsily-flipped pancakes that disappeared over the back of the stove.

Hell yeah.

Divination using the shoulder blade of an animal. Be a lot more fun if it was divination using a spatula.

And not to be confused with spatilomancy.

Not, in fact, divination with kitchen utensils.