toejam

*horks*

Yarb has feets of clay.

Your pedicure looks a thousand years overdue, yarb.

Dontcry is going to do a little online shopping (I need tank tops), go onto the porch for a little wicker rocker (remind me to tell you a funny wicker rocker/german accent story) therapy, then rent a movie from On Demand.

When I check back in, I hope I see toejam a little higher in the rankings. That's all I'm saying.

Ciao, aloha, and cheerio!

Well now. I'll have to agree with you yarb. No toejam there. Toetoast, maybe. But no toejam.

Pay up bilby.

Sexy feet, yarby.

Okay - try this one.

In the meanwhile, I had to change the link because of some copyright problems, I guess, so I don't know how long this video will last (did you ever try to embed Simpsons' videos? Forget about it).

Oh. Sorry about that... gremlins... etc... tech people working on it...

I AM wakey, wakey! I went there and just got "Things moved around" -- or some such, with a quote from Oscar Levant...or Oscar de la renta...or Oscar the grouch: what-ev -- no feet!

Still and all, I didn't get my listing from bilby *wah*

Wakey wakey, dontcry. See link in my previous post.

Pro -- I started watching the video, then had to stop when the girls were taking turns cover their various privates as I suddenly had a houseful of 12 year-old boys.... I just went back to finish and it's gone but I think I got the picture, so to speak!

No, I did not know that song... and yuck!

yarb, you claim to be not ashamed of your feet -- yet you do not show them after making a deal. There's a word for that...

bilby is waiting and he promised me a listing *tapping toejamed toe*
*tap, tap, tap*

It's a deal, bilby.

My feet.

nb love that video.

Do you know this song, dontcry? Go to 1:29!

I'll list toejam iff yarb sends me a picture of his feet.

Today Only! List toejam ab-so-lute-ly free!! Don't wait -- this offer won't last forever! Hurry, hurry, hurry! Be the first on your block to list toejam ab-so-lute-ly free!

You know, if you're a REAL John Lennon fan, you'll favorite toejam. If you don't, well then I guess you just aren't....

It's true, I'm not ashamed of my feet.

Wow. Even *I* should not have clicked on this page.

Yarb, apparently you have miraculous feet that never sweat or get dirty. Do you wash them every two hours?

It's a mania. :-)

That's it, reesetee. I should have known you'd already have it on a list somewhere.

Skipvia: Sure, sure, I love it. *barf*

Might you be searching for the word gound?

Thank you, dontcry! Inside jokes aren't any fun unless someone else gets them. :-)

We call themn eye boogers!

Pter -- no shoeshine...*snort*

I've always called that stuff sleep gunk, and I know several other people who do too.

Maybe it was once, but the OED quotes Salinger using it in the Fifties.

According to Wikipedia rheum is a less colloquial term for it, but the definitions dictionary.com is giving me suggest it's a less precise term than the Wiki entry implies: 'a watery discharge from the mucous membranes (especially from the eyes or nose)'.

Interesting, VO. We always called it "sleep" when I was growing up, but I assumed we were using a madeupical euphemism of sorts.

Sleep, since you ask: dictionary.com has the American Heritage Dictionary giving it as its def. 3, 'a crust of dried tears or mucus normally forming around the inner rim of the eye during sleep'.

C'mon, reesetee. You know you love it. :-) Anyway, here's a list.

What's that stuff that cements your eyelids together after a long sleep called?

I'm happy to say I do not produce toejam; in fact, I struggle to see how anyone with a basic sanitary regime could.

I still think toejam is a cool word.

I should not have clicked on this page.

You know, we have the makings of a very good list here--something having to do with, ummm, interesting bodily accretions. We already have toejam, fromunda cheese, earwax, pus, and smegma. Jolly!

If ever there were a word that sounded exactly like what it is, it has to be smegma.

Apparently, if you wear no shoeshine, you are at risk of developing toejam football.

That's gotta hurt!

Kind of reminds me of fromunda cheese...

Do not put it on toast.

I can. Toejam is that stuff that collects between your toes (sock fuzz, dirt, dead skin, etc.). It's kind of like belly button fuzz -- but stinkier, 'cause it's your feet.

Can someone please explain to me exactly what this is? It sounds pretty cool to me, but I have a feeling it's something unsavoury.