woodchuck

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Bunch of mongrels, they were.

Happened once. There was a rusty nail in one of the boards that the Mongols did board, and the one of the Mongol horde got tetanus. The mut was okay.

Do bored Mongols board the Mongol board horde when hording gets boring and their mongrels are floored?

I assume the Mongol hordes would hoard as many boards as the Mongol hordes could hoard, if the Mongols did get bored.

I don't know, but do you know how many boards the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes get bored?

Moo!

How much woolly wood would Chuck Woolery chuck if Chuck Woolery was a woolly wood-chucking woodchuck?

Caffeinated cows chucking wood. Now there's a visual. ;-)

I think the indolent woodchuck would chuck far less than he could chuck, if said woodchuck could chuck wood, whereas the caffeinated woodchuck would chuck much more than he would normally chuck--if, of course, he could chuck wood.

Damn, that was hard to type.

He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck would chuck wood!

What if you had a caffeinated woodchuck? Or, dare I say it, a few caffeinatedcows? I bet they could chuck a lot of wood.

What if you have yourself an indolent woodchuck? Then how much wood would the woodchuck chuck?

you are right, seanahan--I missed a word.

I prefer,

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could *chuck* if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck wood, but a woodchuck can't chuck wood, so a woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Everyone knows: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

But did you know "Why, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"