Ooh, does this make me a cryptid?

Most definitely, she. :D

Word on the street is you're looking to get some aptronym.

Nicely punned, whichbe! :D

Followers seek milce-witter status.

You know, it took me until just today to figure out "she" was someone's username. *grin*

Come on, go talk to her, er, to she!

Ah, a matchmaker. *grin*

Mercy,
she is a: aptronym
seeking a: retronym

Good luck!