(n): a condition in which things are not in their expected places
(n): informal terms for a difficult situation
(n): a condition or state of affairs almost beyond one's ability to deal with and requiring great effort to bear or overcome
(v): make into a puddle
(v): make turbid by stirring up the sediments of
(v): mix up or confuse
(v): assemble without order or sense
Song quotation on cuddle.
If an eagle sees a bagel
And the bagel's on a platter
And the eater of the bagel has his tea poured by a hatter
While the bird devours the doughnut,
It's a swooping bagel eagle.
If the eater is a model
And the bagel eagle swoopeth,
But the model fights the eagle,
That's a bagel eagle model battle.
And if the model models girdles,
And the model's own pet poodle
Is too frightened by the battle
And piddles on the pavement
And the piddle forms a puddle
Which the fighters then splash over,
That's a bagel eagle girdle model poodle piddle puddle battle.
BUT if a new law student's beagle
With a pasta serving scooper
Legislates over the battle,
That's a bagel eagle girdle model poodle piddle puddle battle's latent legal beagle noodle ladle MUDDLE
(Thanks to wertperch at everything2.com)